SHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh, Jeremiah is sound asleep. HIs tent is set up facing to the east so it catches the night breeze and first light of morning, all that makes for a restfull sleep and an early start. The way into his little tent is right on the end of the tube that makes up the tent, and there is a storm flap which can cover that portion, but it is open to the screen now so that the soft night breeze can waft over the sleeping Jeremiah, assuring him of as many hours of REM sleep as he can get. One other thing, which may be more information than you wanted but an honest blog is what we run here..........JW sleeps naked a jay bird all the time and any time. There are no Barney Pajama's on this trip.
SHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh, quiet would you, it's only 3:29 am and JW is sleeping restfully with his arms outside the bed roll as is his normal habit.........at least until they both fall asleep and then he flounders around like a Sea Cucumber to wrestle them back into the bed roll to warn\m up and share in the blood flow process.
POP..........fffffffffffwish..............spica,spica,spica,spica,spica,spica.........what the heck is this. How can you have the reliving of the Posidon Adventure on dry land in a tent. Its 3:30 am in Lamar in the city park, and I am wide awake sort of, looking to the origination of all this cold water in my domicile. The moment my left eye finally opens it is greeted by a strong blasst of water from somewhere to my right...........ouch that smarts so I look away to my left and spica,spica,spica her it comes from that direction as well. My nylon culvert is taking on too much water to survive, and the brain says...........Jeremiah get to the edge of the boatand save yourself. I instinctyivley reach for the zipper on my sleeping bag, because survival instincts run deep in my viens...............but what the heck happened to my arms................some idiot replaced them with rubber. What are you supposed to do with these stupid things they won't even come here when you ask them.....................geez, I am going to drowned if that left arm does b\not grap that zipper soon. I am starting to think to myself that these arms do not realize how precarious and cold this situation is.
Good I am finally outttttttttttttt, and NAKED! WOW is that ever cold.
What next, what a mess. Who is the idiot that hid the sprinklers just so they could get ME!!!!!
Genious, yes I am a genius, plug the sprayers................so I rummage around in a nearby trash can and find a plastic bag and jam that over the offending sprinkler................dang it is just making holes in the bag...............my god the soft breeze is cold.................double it Jeremiah???? Oh, yea, great so now its making holes two layers at a time. Fantastic you genius.
Get your water bottles Jeremiah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,yes that will work. So I rip the two botles of my bike and take the caps off.................man its cold out here..........................I wonder if any one is watching all of this.................maybe some sadistic grounds keeper watching from the bushes..............a fellow like Gupta in the movie Terminal.
Thats it, jam the bottle down over the sprayer, thats it, now you have got it.............go top off the other one...........there you go buddy, youve beat the offending monster>>>>>>>>>what the heck spica,spica,spica,spicahow can it be spraying my in the back. I turn to look and catch a full body shot from a sprayer on a second line directly behind me and some 15-20 feet away.
More bottles Jeremiah, more bottles.
Dang, I am telling you.........I looked like a naked version of Elmer Fudd plugging bunnie holes there for about 15 minutes...........................and boy howdy am I getting cold. Its time to change focus, warmth is required here and to heck with anything else. Fortunatly for me, I had turned my big yellow trailer bag over tightly, and no water had penetrated its confines so what ever clothes I had left inside of it would be dry. And as long as the bottles stayed put over the sprayers, well I could concievably get dressed and stay dry. I found my long riding pants, then a dry short sleeve, and a wind jacket and then my fleece top and my sandals...............good................man thas feeling better already............................run Jeremiah run,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the bottle to the left is giving way, run Jeremiah.
Poochie Maggie I am fast, you should have seen me sprint out of there..............OOOOOssshhe the air comes out of me hard. What the heck, who is the idiot that put a cable 12 inches off the ground between these posts........... dang that smarts. Yup, I face planted full body shot out on the lawn , but luckily just outside the range off the escaping sprinkler spray. I feel like I have been hit by a Mac truck......................my God, my dear God, I hope this isn't on someones home video sequence. ................I need coffee, what time is it anyways?????????
I rescue my bike from the irragatin system, all I need is for it to grow and get to big for me now. Adn with my sandalled feet I do my best to pedal my clip in bike down the street and find coffee. Surely life can't get any worse than how this morning started,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can it? Its almost 4:30 and I find the one and only convienience store open in Lamar at that time of day,,,,,,,,er morning. I buy a 240z cup and stand there drinking, and warming slowly. Er, excuse me Sir, once you have purchased you need to exit the store no loitering. Well I explain to her my plight and about how wet I got............ah, sorry Sir, but you need to stand outside of the store. Fine, just fine I say%%%**$#@@#$#@$$##@ I will just stnd right out here..............hows that?????
She actually follows me outside, and then she lights up a smoke. I find myself wishing I smoked...........well not really, I find myself wishing I had her lighter and I would set the dumpster to burning.........cowboy logic, BIG FIRE, BIG WARM!!!!!!!!!!
SO we get to visiting about the convienence store, and she is quite open about the sales and items that sell. Now I am not sure how interesting nor germain this is to my blog, but it tells a tale of what is at the core of our America. Listen to this and see what you think of it all. #1 seller per day is cigarettes, without any challenge, and sales are $2000 plus per day and much higher near holidays etc. Then #2 is Lottery tickets, running at $15-1800 per day and double that when the numbers to be won get goofy. I admit I didn't find out where the GOOFY LEVEL of payout came in. For instance milk sales ran about $125-150 per day.............but beer as a total ran about 900-1000 per day, and all forms of soda pop ran just shy of beer sales. I don't know about you, but I find these numbers amazing and informative, especially when you consider just how small this store was.
Almost 5, and another soul is walking up to the store. I wonder too myself..........I wonder, did he get caught in the spriklers too???????? No it doesn't look like it. Man is he chatty, never shuts up............he must be deaf, he can't see my teeth rattling..............he doesn't know that mentally I am right out there on the edge. He never takes a break to breath, look for gills Jeremiah!!!!!!!! Well I now know more about this man than I ever wanted to know and never even asked for the information to begin with..................DO YOU HAVE A SMOKE?????????< ah whats that I say. Do you have any smokes, he asks. No sorry, I dont smoke...............and on he prattles like I wanted to know even more. He is retired, well he is disabled.................and I think, DISABLED,SHOOT HE'S NOT EVEN WET!!!!! Yes as it turns out he is 43 and fully retired and on a $1800 per month SSI disability for being Uni-Polar. What is this uni-polar I ask? Well its a condition that leaves me constantly angry, distraught and mad ...................HUMPH, I think, so he did get hit by the spriklers!!!!!!!!!!!
HI JOYCE, he says in a rather loud way. And I turn to see Joyce coming up from around the corner of the store. Wow, no offence but Joyce is a ground pounder, she must wieght at least 300. She says her hellos to Jim, my adopted friend and heads into the store. Joyce is dressed in the Pajamas that Jeremiah will not wear, and a pair of very flattened flip-FLAPS...........too flat to even flop anymore. She comes out in a few moments and begins to visit with Jim, she barely acknowledges me with in the context of the conversation. I noticed she was at least 6 foot tall and had huge hands..............Poochie Maggie shes a big gal. Breakfast was consumed as I stood and watched/listened to the ensuing conversation. As it turns out Joyce was also on a SSI disability for being heavy and not able to stand on her flip-flaps all day at work...............You can barely live on it says Joyce, its only $2000 per month and some extra for "mobility".........thats code for taking some form of vehicle if you can't walk. Now breakfast was consumed by Joyce as I stood there, ans she barely turned my way as she visited with Jim. Joyce had 2 large bottles of Coke, and a package of some kinda Chocolate Ding Dong thingy.............yes a 4 pack. I wondered to myself if the wieght problem was self-inflicted..................man, I should'nt think that.Slap me for even considering it. What,did I hear that right, JOyce mentioned to Jim, that if she had to spend part of her time in a wheel chair that the SSI would go to $2500 per month
Well, as all stimulating conversation goes, this one closed as well and both jim and Joyce made there way back to thier respective domiciles someplace. And I was left standing alone in the pre-dawn hours. Robert steps from his car, and says hello in a civil fashion without asking for a cigarette. He buys a small coffee, and comes back out to stand in front so as not too be accused of LOITERING. Robert is a retired judge and he looks the part, nice guy, and sorta fills me in on the goings on of Lamar.....................
HEY JUDGE, HOWS THINGS, como usted amigo...................comes the loud greeting from a fellow that is the most bizarre I have seen yet on my bike trip. He sticks out a many ringed hand, and the Judge shakes it, and says just fine Princess. The new comer heads in and gets himself a coffee so that he can join us outside and visit he does. The Judge in the meantime tells me that Princess has done 2 stints in Prison, and is a bonifide Priest whom used to be with the Church in California. Out comes George and the morning takes off, George has a way of occupying all the talking space left in a room or parking lot. Withiin 1 minute, I am introduced and told by George that he is GAY, not a pedaphile. The conversation only lasts for a few minutes with the Judge and he bows out and takes his leave. Meantime our conversation gets deeper and takes a turn for the worse, the topic of religion comes up and I am being told now that Georges mission in life is to bring folks to Christ thru his GAY lifestyle. Well Sorry, and stop reading if you feel offended but I am not sure that the engaging in the gay lifestyle can be a vehicle to Salvation, at least that 's what I tell him. and he's up in my face...........Poochie Maggie he's close...............I wonder if I give him a shiort stroke if I am going to get any on me. I got a littany of reasons why I should not condemn and that I had no place in challenging his sexual prefference. Well excuse me Gerge, but I wasn,t challenging you preffernce, but only the continuation of a life style condemned by Christ himself................well that done it, george was on his feet and way too close for me............Help Pastor MIke......................I am falling short on Prayer's and close to the swatting stage.
So, I tell George that I will be glad to Pray with him....................too which he refused and used a few expletives to finalize his consideration of me.............so I tell him I will Pray for him and take my leave. Its now 7:15 and time to head to the park. In the time I spent with George, I also found out he too, was an SSI recipient of some $2000 per month for exact reasons I do not know. BUt it did strike me as unusul how many folks are able to collect quite hansome sums for reasons as are given.
I find myself pedaling my own bike......feeling rather happy that by way of strength from the Lord that I mange to get through life with out a crutch for what ails me, but I have strength through what ails me by way of Prayer and his daily word the re-builds me. Its a better cure that for sure, and It gives hope when no real hope is in sight.
I should explain, that I am running just a little ahead of schedule on my cycling trip, so I pedalled over to Lamr and rented a car to drive back to Denver for 4 days. I regularily work the fall Denver Market Show of WESA, and will take the time off now to work it for our JWP line of goods. So our next blogs will be when I commence in Lamar on Wednesday of next week.
Good Night and God Bless.